You were always the first person to leave when the party was just starting.
It took 37 hours of mental preparation and a contract signed by your blood, which says that you will not drink and fall asleep at 22:00, to ask permission for overnight stay from a friend.
Whatever your friends plan for the evening, you know that your parents will say no, because their permission to go somewhere matures for 2-3 days.
Before talking about letting you go somewhere, you trained in front of a mirror and tried to predict all the questions they asked you.
You always had to wait until the parents were in a good mood before asking them about anything.
You have always asked your parents for something only once. You never understood why your friends think that “asking them about it again” will somehow influence their decision.
You are constantly lying. About everything. And still doing it.
You have never had a “special conversation” with your parents. They just left a book about your changing body on your bed and let you understand this question.
Family conversations at dinner revolved around your academic circles and occupations - never about your social or love life.
To this day, you still can’t dress without wondering what your parents will say about your clothes. You have fought since high school to shorten the “proper” length of the skirt.
Ear piercing was possible only according to the classical scheme - in each lobe one hole. If you at least thought about dyeing your hair in an unconventional color, getting a tattoo or making additional holes in your ears, hell was waiting for you.
You always changed the channel when your parents came back from work if there was a kissing couple on the screen.
Manners are your everything. You have heard the words: “My daughter couldn’t say that” as often as the phrase “Don't knock with a fork on a plate! You are not Mowgli. ”
If you miss one phone call, your parents begin to assume that you smoke marijuana or sleep incomprehensibly with whom.
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