Funny children's sayings help adults return to their childhood and at least for a moment forget about their seriousness.. They are kind, witty, funny and so sincere - our children and their views on the world.
Today we have prepared for you another batch of children's positive.
A kindergarten teacher asks children:
- Why do people need clothes?
“In winter, in order not to freeze,” the children answered.
“And in the summer, in order not to be dishonored,” Katya added quietly.
Anya, 4, runs her finger over her mother's face and speaks.
- What are your beautiful eyes, forehead, brows, cheeks ... and a penny!
Katya, 3 years old, returned home with her parents when it was already quite late. It turned out that the house suddenly turned off the light. Mom says:
- Now, Katya, I will light a candle!
Katya is surprised:
- Yeah, and who has a birthday today?
Nastya, 4.5 years old, attentively listens to the fairy tale about the Snow Queen and profoundly speaks:
- And I know a great way to fight the Snow Queen! She must be lured into the summer,and then go with her to the cottage, to kebabs. There she will grow!
Vera, 4 years old, has stained the doll and shows it to her aunt. Aunt with reproach says:
- Just a disgrace! Now throw your doll in the trash!
“Who will wash her in the dustbin for free?!”, Vera answers indignantly.
- Look, Grandma, your hair grows on your hands!
- And you are growing, Nastya, look.
- So, Grandma, we're with you, when we grow up, we will become monkeys.
A neighbor asks Kostya, 5, who is returning from kindergarten:
- Kostya, how is your health?
- Yes, so! I'm going ... I'm teasing ... I swear ... - in general, I'm coughing!
Igorek, 4,5 years, shows on packing of mayonnaise and asks:
- Mom, give me as soon as possible yours!
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Ksyusha, 4, 5, watches a cartoon on TV and sighs from time to time. Dad is interested in:
- Ksyushka, do you have a spout?
- And what are you then so heavy sigh?
- It was just a difficult childhood ...
Zhenya, 3, 5 years old, checks her eyesight in the office of an oculist. The nurse shows the pictures on the stand, descending gradually one row down. There are only five pictures and they are repeated.Seeing the picture of the tree for the fifth time, the child could not stand it and exclaimed:
- Aunt, this is a tree! Christmas tree, do not you understand that? It is green, prickly and growing in the forest of conifers!
Danila, after what he saw the TV program “In the world of animals” argues:
- You know, Mom, I understand that on our planet there are sea turtles and dry yat ...
Vladik, 3 years, at the reception at the neurologist. The doctor asks.
- And tell me, young man, please, the word "fish"!
- Oh, I do not know such a word! - Vladik slyly answers.
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Mom put in front of five-year-old Roma meatless soup.
- Mom, something I do not see meat here. So this soup is bald?
Kristinka, 4 years old, watches her mother preen by the mirror and speak:
- And when will I grow up ?! It is so unpleasant to walk without lipstick and hair dye!
Mom hugs Tim and gently says:
- As I adore you, I love. You have such a delicious ...
- Tasty and healthy!
Sasha came from the kindergarten and pounced on food. Parents ask:
- My son, you are not fed in the kindergarten?