Children say: I need a mom for life

Children say: I need a mom for life!

 

Our amazing little ones know by heart their favorite fairy tales, understand what a “bad word” is, and are absolutely sure that everyone loves them. They easily learn the laws of psychology through television advertising, and they know that they need a mom for life. It's hard to argue with that, right? And we will not! Better - we read their next funny statements and recharge with positive!

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To death a tired nanny tells a sleeping fairy tale (3 years) a fairy tale:
- There is a merchant on the island, and in the middle of the garden I found ... a seven-flower flower ...
Instantly awakened child, dumbfounded:
- Not. Nurse, there was another flower ... - hard work of thought: - Scarlet!

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Son is 3 years old. We now have a nail program poems: "Fly-Tsokotuha" and "Doctor Aibolit."
My son in the evening, with an expression issued:
- Good doctor Aibolit, he is sitting under a tree. Come cockroaches, I'll treat you to tea.

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Tanya (5 years old) is watching a program about animals:
- And this, what kind of beast?
- This is a mink.
- Aaaa, and I thought piddra.

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The son doesn’t want to sleep at all: I don’t help either a fairy tale, a song, or evening hug kisses. I'm angry, we get up early, but he has fun and no persuasion does not work!
I “gave up” - lay down next to my husband, turned away from my son and pretended to be asleep. He is quiet:
- Mom!
I am silent. He is again:
- Mom, mom.
I am silent. He paused and said so worried:
- Well, call someone viewers!

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I'm taking my daughter (5 years old) from kindergarten. The whole head is in the sand. Complains:
- Mom, can you imagine, Yegor threw sand at me!
I'm joking:
- Well, tell him that he is a fool. But do not understand, give him the forehead!
Daughter is very serious:
- Mom, and in our kindergarten bad words can not be spoken. And "fool" is a bad word ... (thinking a little) Yegor, of course, is a fool, but it is not necessary to tell him about it! I better give him right on the forehead!

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Mama:
- Seals meowed.
A son:
- Meow meow.
- Pigs are grunted.
- Oink, oink.
- Horses have neighing.
- Rzhe, rzhe, rzhe.

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- Mom, let's kiss! I need you so much!
“Why do you need me?”
Thoughtfully:
- For life...

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A conversation between two lovely girls (years 7-8), overheard at the site:
- And he is like that to me, I love you ...
- And you?
- And I was not surprised, in fact, everyone loves me.

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The cub goes to bed and mumbles:
- Two tummies, four handles, four legs, two heads ...
- What do you think?
- We are one with you. Here I think how much we have for two.

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I ask my son (6 years old):
- Did you help granny to get out?
- No, of course. She is so clever - she knows how to do this without me.

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We go from the store, put the son Arseny (7 years old) in the bag, which is easier from the products, and handed the other herself. He starts to moan:
- Mom, I will go home until evening, hard.
- But imagine, I would now be all alone.
- I imagine, but why should I be involved in this?

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Sasha, 5 years old, tells her parents about her achievements in the evening:

- When I help the nurse in the kindergarten spoons on the tables lay out, I'm all at a pace!

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My daughter saw an advertisement on TV - after a romantic dinner, a man hands a woman a box in which ... a dishwasher capsule with the words "You're a woman, not a dishwasher." Tanya:
- Probably, the ring was stingy.

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Read in the book the word "citizens". Mom asks:
- Do you know who the townspeople are?
Veronica (5 years old):
- Yes. These are residents of garages.

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Recently I was in the store and found such a scene: father and daughter near the shop window. Girl:
- Dad, buy me this bear!
Father:
- Lisa, do you need him?
- Need a new car like you!

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We drove today with an average daughter (6 years), gasoline suddenly ended ... It's dark, the flow of cars, honking, we are in a hurry, I have some panic about what to do. And then sobbing from the rear seat:
- I don't want to die in the car ...

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I work in the garden. Nastya (5 years old) is sitting pensive in her arms.
- Tell me, where are you working?
- Nastya, well, of course, I am an educator in your group.

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